This was in ithe Jokes Forum but I decided to post it here
Disneyland Marketing Director (MD): Boss, we have a proposal
from from a SEA's country. They want to set up Disneyland
there.
Disneyland President (P): Where’s that? What is it famous
for?
MD: It became famous in 1998 when its Prime Minister jailed his
Deputy on charges of sodomy.
P: Oh? That’s interesting.
MD: They also have the ‘people’s car’.
P: You mean they build the Volkswagen in that country as
well?
MD: Sort of, except it’s not called the Volkswagen. They call it
the Proton.
P: What’s a Proton?
MD: Protons are spin-1/2 fermions and are composed of three quarks,
making them baryons. The two up quarks and one down quark of the
proton are held together by the strong force, mediated by gluons.
Protons and neutrons are both nucleons, which may be bound by the
nuclear force into atomic nuclei. The nucleus of the most common
isotope of the hydrogen atom is a single proton……..
P: Hey, will you stop! I don’t want a lecture in physics. Why is
the car called the Proton?
MD: Not sure, but it’s actually a Mitsubishi…..a very old and
obsolete model that the Japanese sold to them for a lot of money.
The Japanese actually ripped them off…..sort of like how we ripped
the Japanese off by selling them all our old Mickey Mouses that we
didn’t want anymore.
P: I see. So the Proton is actually a Mickey Mouse car then.
MD: I suppose you could put it that way. Malaysia also has the
tallest building in the world.
P: I thought China has the tallest building in the world.
MD: Well, yeah, but they cheated.
P: How can you cheat? Either your building is the tallest in the
world or it is not.
MD: They added a tall poll or antennae or something like that above
the building and included that as part of the building when they
measured it.
P: Devious people. We gotta watch them closely. They sound very
slimy. Do you think Disneyland will be popular there?
MD: I don’t see why not. They are already living in a fantasy
world, so Disneyland should go down well with them.
P: You mean they have other theme parks there?
MD: No. Not that. It’s like this. They do not live in the real
world. They live in a make-belief world. So I feel they would love
Disneyland.
P: I don’t get you.
MD: Okay. Let me try to explain. They has this thing they call the
New Economic Policy that allows about certain people to become
super-rich. Then they calculate the combined wealth of these 1,000
and add it to whatever the rest of the 16 million own, which is
almost nothing, and announce that the 16 million own 30% of the
wealth of the nation.
P: God! They actually do that? How can they get away with something
like that?
MD: Not sure, but it’s certainly very interesting. Do you know that
the 16 million actually riot on the streets, brandishing little
curved knives shorter than our dicks, and threaten to slaughter the
Chinese just to protect the wealth of the 1,000 super-rich?
P: You can’t be serious! And what do the Chinese do? Do they take
out their even longer Kungfu swords and fight back? Sounds like a
Beirut down there.
MD: No. Actually it’s very peaceful in there. The Chinese just keep
voting for government just so that these people keep their little
curved knives in their pants.
P: You mean their dicks?
MD: No, their little curved knives. That’s where they keep them, in
their pants.
P: Shit. These people sound more like Mickey Mouse than even Mickey
Mouse himself.
MD: But there would be one problem though. It is a strict Muslim
country and they arrest men and women who are not married who hold
hands.
P: What’s that got to do with us?
MD: Well, we would have to make sure Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
do not walk around holding hands like they usually do. The
government would arrest them and throw them in jail.
P: That’s it. I don’t think we should go to there. We have enough
sex scandals in Disneyland Hong Kong as it is. Sheesh! What next?
Superman has to wear his underwear on the inside and no longer on
the outside? What a crap country. They make Disneyland look
real.
